I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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