I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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