you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
