Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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