I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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