we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just pynch a tree in the face
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
