dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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