Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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