So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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