Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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