Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
