just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
