Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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