mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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