Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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