Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
