you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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