THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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