Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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