i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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