You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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