She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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