That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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