I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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