Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Damn victory sex feels great
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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