Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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