I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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