i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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