He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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