so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Mom said you looked used
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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