he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
