i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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