dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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