Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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