Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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