i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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