My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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