Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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