i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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