Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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