Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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