wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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