Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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