I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
