I'm so fucking centered right now
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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