I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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