You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
...so i touched it.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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