i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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