is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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