I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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