problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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