No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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