That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
