I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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