i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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