brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
