We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can't turn off my feet"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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