That's intense
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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